April 16, 2003

Down with the false idols!

I think that the time has come to sweep easter clean of secular references. Jesus Christ, or as my coworkers refer to him, "JC", demands that the easter bunny pay for his crimes. Obviously this drunk and stupid man has heard the call and smote the evil impostor who was trying to steal the glory of the lord. I recommend that you all go out and find a similar mascot and hurt them as well. We can coordinate on here and then strike in force so they can't catch us all.

It might be a good idea to form mascot eliminating sleeper cells. Eventually we will stem the tide.

Posted by at April 16, 2003 05:57 PM
Comments

he is just lucky he wasn't at Comisky.... Us south siders dont take to kindly to baseball coaches much less fuzzy bunnies.....

Posted by: lol at April 16, 2003 10:33 PM

Speaking of Comiskey, What's with the renaming of Comiskey to U.S. Cellular Field!

Posted by: gs at April 17, 2003 07:25 AM