July 21, 2003

GET RICH QUICK

i'm starting a pyramid scheme. who's in? it costs 500 to sign up.

this financial opportunity is your best bet to get ahead in these troubled times. also, according to leading experts in scheming, my plan may also help you to lose weight, keep your hair and cause your *ahem* to grow.

hurry, time is running out! help me help you make your money grow!!!

please make checks out to com edison, citibank or my landlord. thanks.

Posted by superlizz at July 21, 2003 11:19 PM
Comments

I want to have a long, skinny, hairy *ahem*!
But, how does this make my *money* grow?

Posted by: at July 22, 2003 07:01 PM

Lizz...you should print a retraction. I want $500 for the 2 minutes you've stolen from my life. Not funny.

Posted by: colin at July 22, 2003 07:23 PM

i'll print a retraction when you print perfectly forged american currency that i can use to pull myself out of debt.

Posted by: lw at July 22, 2003 07:30 PM

i can't believe that took you 2 minutes.

Posted by: ae at July 22, 2003 08:50 PM

It didn't really take me two minutes. About 20 seconds to read the piece and then another 100 was spent trying to understand the idiocy. So two minutes in all. Just be happy I'm not going for emotional damages.

Posted by: colin at July 22, 2003 09:18 PM

I thought it was funny... and there's no way in hell your time is worth 250 dollars a minute.

Posted by: wadsbone at July 22, 2003 09:59 PM

I vote to stop being mean to Lizz.

Posted by: gs at July 23, 2003 05:21 AM

And I vote to start being mean to Win.

Posted by: e lo at July 23, 2003 02:12 PM


Yeah- Fuck Win! Ha Ha! This is fun! Wheeee!

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2003 02:44 PM

Win is a rapist! Then he fled the country! FUCK win!

Posted by: ae at July 23, 2003 03:20 PM

I hate America because Win is allowed to express his views.

Posted by: the guitarist from creed at July 23, 2003 06:10 PM