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One day Henry and Old Reamy went down to the well to fetch a pint of water. Much to their dismay, the wellbucket had completely vanished. Henry turned to Old Reamy and said, "well, I suppose it's mighty likely that Sanford Horrigan came down here this mornin' and snatched this here bucket."

"Uh-Huh," said Oldy Reamy, "That's possible."

"Then again," Henry mused, "It's also mighty likely that Freddie himself went ahead and snatched up this here bucket."

"Uh-huh" said Old Reamy, "That's possible too."

"Sheeeot, Reams, now that I got to thinkin', the snatcher of this here bucket might well be "blind" Sammy O'Rockensthorpes.

"Well," said Old Reamy, "I got two things to say."

"Whassat?," said Henry.

"I'd like to put some butter in my anus," Old Reamy said, and then he blew his brains out.

"Oh my God, I'm so excited. I've never done it with a wookie before!"

- Alan Greenspan

Mmmmmm butter me up a wookie too please!

I zink telling jokes like zis is indicative of Win's desire to be anally penetrated.

It's a NON-JOKE indicating that!

Is a joke told as a non-joke a joke or a non-joke? Remembver, sometimes a joke is just a joke, whether or not it is told in a non-joke way. Do not try to hide your feelings.
AND POOP!

generally a non-joke has the structure of an actual joke, but fails to deliver any coherent or logical comedy. so, in other words, you ruined my thread you bastard.

AND POOLS!

Just because it's funny, doesn't mean it's a joke.

Just because you're in the pool, doesn't mean its poop.

pools in the poops...just because.

This is not a joke:

Nolan's show was rockin' tonight, and they're a real stand up bunch of guys.

And ask Jake to tell you about Drunken Horse. Yowza.