October 23, 2003

My Underpants

I put my underpants on backwards today.
In fact, they're still backwards right now.
I'll spare you the photo.

Lonely, bored and deranged in Moline,

Wadsbone

Posted by wadsbone at October 23, 2003 02:27 AM
Comments

Just the first line of your little poem made me think of Nine Inch Nails. Do you sing it to the melody of "Hurt"?

Where's Moline?

Posted by: colin at October 23, 2003 11:32 AM

Really? It's a Quad City, on the IL side. You've driven through it countless times from IA to Chicago.

Posted by: ade at October 23, 2003 11:56 AM

Oh, that place. The features of that drive blend into one another.

Posted by: colin at October 23, 2003 12:35 PM

All right, I'll be the first to say it:

We need the photo.

Posted by: e lo at October 23, 2003 01:04 PM

i second the need for photo.

Posted by: ae at October 23, 2003 06:24 PM

i eight the photo! oh no!

Posted by: old underwear and photo eating johnny at October 23, 2003 09:40 PM

Moline? More like "Shithole-een!" HAR HAR HAR!

Posted by: Johnny Stupidpun at October 24, 2003 01:16 PM