Somebody told me at Tim's Western party that I don't post enough. I'm bored. I've looked at the entire NYT. I'm not interested in sugar and the only thing I have to say about that string is that you can have all the liposuction you want but you still shouldn't eat cookies. I want to say something but I don't have anything important to say.
Clearly, my duty is to say things that aren't important.
It's time for a recent pop culture hot sheet.
H-e-e-e-e-y: Colin Farrell on the cover of GQ. Woof.
Yawn: Hugh Jackman in "Oz"--did you see the picture on the cover of the NYT Arts page today? My crush on him is SO over.
H-e-e-e-e-y: Britney & Madonna.
Yawn: J-Lo & Ben.
H-e-e-e-e-y: Gary Trudeau using a giant grabby hand to symbolize Governor Schwarzenneger, whom he dubs "Herr Gropenfuhrer."
Yawn: The Senate and partial-birth abortion. Do these people even know what they're talking about?
H-e-e-e-e-y: Halloween excitement.
Yawn: Cubs fans. Leave that dude alone, you still would have lost.
H-e-e-e-e-y: Eve on UPN.
Yawn: Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. Stop doing that talking thing already.
H-e-e-e-e-y: Lost in Translation.
Yawn: "Oh my god, I can't wait for the next Matrix installment." I'd rather roll around in a pool of my own vomit. And the biggest yawn goes to me, because I'm probably going to go see it.
amen to the cubs losing regardless of some dude.
Posted by: Graver at October 28, 2003 10:09 AM