October 27, 2003

He-e-e-e-e-y

Somebody told me at Tim's Western party that I don't post enough. I'm bored. I've looked at the entire NYT. I'm not interested in sugar and the only thing I have to say about that string is that you can have all the liposuction you want but you still shouldn't eat cookies. I want to say something but I don't have anything important to say.

Clearly, my duty is to say things that aren't important.

It's time for a recent pop culture hot sheet.

H-e-e-e-e-y: Colin Farrell on the cover of GQ. Woof.
Yawn: Hugh Jackman in "Oz"--did you see the picture on the cover of the NYT Arts page today? My crush on him is SO over.

H-e-e-e-e-y: Britney & Madonna.
Yawn: J-Lo & Ben.

H-e-e-e-e-y: Gary Trudeau using a giant grabby hand to symbolize Governor Schwarzenneger, whom he dubs "Herr Gropenfuhrer."
Yawn: The Senate and partial-birth abortion. Do these people even know what they're talking about?

H-e-e-e-e-y: Halloween excitement.
Yawn: Cubs fans. Leave that dude alone, you still would have lost.

H-e-e-e-e-y: Eve on UPN.
Yawn: Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. Stop doing that talking thing already.

H-e-e-e-e-y: Lost in Translation.
Yawn: "Oh my god, I can't wait for the next Matrix installment." I'd rather roll around in a pool of my own vomit. And the biggest yawn goes to me, because I'm probably going to go see it.

Posted by terp at October 27, 2003 06:21 PM
Comments

amen to the cubs losing regardless of some dude.

Posted by: Graver at October 28, 2003 10:09 AM