November 24, 2003
The end is nigh...
Japan must be destroyed now. I know some of you may consider this harsh. We must nuke them out of existence. Don't get me wrong, I'm a dork, so I'm partial to anime, the kind that doesn't suck. They've given us Nintendo and giant robots and finally.......Sabrina Which as far as I can tell is a young guy who wears anime girl costumes around scaring small children.
The horror. The horror...
Colin - I'm forced to agree. I think a small strike with tactical nukes. perhaps just the port cities and any defense bases. Then, we precede the initial invasion with a small strike force sent in to capture this 'Sabrina' and bring him to you. For your personal interrogation.
after we've safely captured him and secured the countryside. I have four words for you... "Nerve Gas Dance Party"
Posted by: Graver at November 24, 2003 10:06 AMNo no no. Happy Sabrina must NEVER leave Japan. I want nothing to do with this so-called person. This is the 7th sign man. Check the seas, they're boiling....we must act now before it is too late.
YOu should market your "Nerve Gas Dance Party" idea. Interplay or Sony might be interested in it as a console title.
Posted by: colin at November 24, 2003 10:14 AMi'm slightly aroused
Posted by: ae at November 24, 2003 11:19 AMDoes anyone else think Sabrina bears a really strinking resemblance to a modern version of Michael Jackson?
Posted by: e lo at November 24, 2003 01:57 PMMichael Jackson has slightly larger spookier eyes and a horrible "I'm 15" mustache, but other than that you're right.
He's big in Japan.
Posted by: colin at November 24, 2003 02:14 PMNow everyone can live out their hentai fantasies. . .
ScroteLord-Orgazomaster, the demon with 47 penises soon to come. . .
Posted by: at November 24, 2003 09:16 PM