March 11, 2004

Anyone up for being a cyborg super soldier?

Just asking, since they've now invented BLEEX
Ok, so it won't make you a cyborg super soldier, but you'll be able to carry a lot of stuff and not feel it. I'm afraid though. I expect spam talking about "getting bigger" using this technology for both men and women and I shudder.

As a certified nerd though, this is pretty damn cool. Maybe we should start a moving company and get a couple of these.

Posted by colin at March 11, 2004 11:17 AM
Comments

I'm holding out until they invent the hovering fat-person carrier a la Baron Harkonnen. That'll be sweet.

Posted by: e lo at March 11, 2004 12:05 PM

Doesn't jeaun.com have some kind of alarm that goes off when Dune references are made?

Posted by: Shippy at March 11, 2004 12:42 PM

My name is a killing word. Let your alarms go off at that.

Posted by: Muadib at March 11, 2004 12:45 PM

it is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Saphoo that thoughts acquire speed,
the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning...

Posted by: anonymous mentat at March 11, 2004 06:32 PM

To the sandy brinks of zeldar, we are at once compelled. The blood on my hands shall be the rinse by which we cleanse our sins.

Posted by: Huge Dune Fan at March 11, 2004 08:56 PM

As a firefighter, I endorse BLEEX.

Posted by: sundaykofax at March 12, 2004 01:13 AM

Comment #4 is still on the wall of the men's bathroom at the pub in Grinnell.

Posted by: Shippy at March 12, 2004 10:58 AM