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How is possible?

Real or fake? The video looks kinda convincing to me.

If that's real, that's totally fucking awesome. Wasn't the third one our own Terrence T. Smoove?

This is annoying

Watch me!

'Blue Steel' is a corrupting influence....

Ok, so different cultures have different takes on morals and such. I'm okay with that. But check this out. Scroll down a bit and notice the following gem:

It also banned the American comedy "Zoolander" about a man brainwashed into assassinating the prime minister of Malaysia, deeming it "controversial.

Ok, so I know Singapore is next door to Malaysia, but banning Zoolander? I think that's going a little too far. They obviously didn't see the gasoline fight scene. This is like Canada banning "Canadian Bacon" because it is about a dumbass American invasion of Canada.

Ticonderoga Show

So, how'd it go?
Who is up in that jeaun?
Where the hell are you?
What's going on?

More evil science...

A new sixth form of matter has been discovered. Futureworld is approaching rapidly as dorks rejoice and the rest of the world shrugs.

in need of strapping men...

moving next week. need help lifting things down stairs. (not up!)
man, this is depressing.

Ann Coulter action figure

Must.. not.. smash.. monitor...

"I think it's terrific!" Ann says, "This action figure can talk, wear different outfits and hairstyles."

word out-

The first Ticonderoga show is Thurday, and we've been working like fiends (hardworking fiends) to get a CD done in time. If you want one, repond to this entry with your mailing address and I'll send you a copy on, like, Friday or something.

the Nefarious Sciences

Evan, have you given any thought to giving up oncology and immersing yourself in the ever-burgeoning field of Evil Biology?

We did it.

AMA - 0
Non-demagogues - 1

Conservative group quietly drops plans for poll
> Christopher Curtis, Gay.com / PlanetOut.com
Network
> Thursday, January 22, 2004 / 05:40 PM
>
>
> The conservative American Family Association
(AFA) said it will not
> take the results of its marriage poll to
Capitol Hill after a majority
> of respondents favored same-sex marriage,
according to a Thursday
> report in Wired News.
>
> The AFA posted the poll online in December with
a stated intention to
> forward the results to Congress as evidence of
U.S. opposition to
> same-sex marriage. Respondents could select one
of these three choices:
>
> "I favor legalization of homosexual marriage."
>
> "I favor a 'civil union' with the full benefits
of marriage except for
> the name."
>
> "I oppose legalization of homosexual marriage
and 'civil unions.'"
>
> But as of press time, the numbers support same-
sex unions: Sixty
> percent favored same-sex marriage and 8 percent
favored civil unions,
> leaving just 32 percent opposed.
>
> AFA representative Buddy Smith complained to
Wired News: "It just so
> happens that homosexual activist groups around
the country got a hold
> of the poll -- it was forwarded to them -- and
they decided to have a
> little fun, and turn their organizations around
the country (on to) the
> poll to try to cause it to represent something
other than what we
> wanted it to. And so far, they succeeded with
that."
>
> Matt Foreman, the Executive Director of the
National Gay and Lesbian
> Taskforce was dumbfounded. "The abject
hypocrisy of these people never
> ceases to amaze me," he exclaimed.
>
> "They constantly manipulate facts, and when
things don't work out as
> they want, they run to mama and whine."
>
> On Jan. 6, the Gay.com/PlanetOut.com Network
discussed the AFA poll
> with expert Bob Witeck, who said that since it
was not a scientific
> survey, its results could not be considered
meaningful data. According
> to Witeck, legitimate polls show support for
gay marriage somewhere
> between 40 to 50 percent -- and growing.
> --

Ah, Japan

So evidently toymakers in Japan have come upon an astounding new concept: Russian Roulette for kids

I think they're pussies. Why I remember playing actual Russian Roulette with my fathers .357 when I was just a wee lad. Any other ideas for products that simulate suicide? Cause I want to hoard them so I can emotionally torture my future offspring.

That gun sure does look cool though. I might whip your love purse with it.

Porntastic Stream Of Consciousness

While I was googling "transvestite ninja mr.rogers," I ran into a link to porn site. Obviously, I followed the link as part of my never-ending search for nude pictures of people I know on the internet. Terrence wasn't up there, but there was a bizarre collection of made-up quotes that, I suppose, are designed to get the site to show up on search engines.

It come from this site:http://www.gopbuttons.com/eminem-music-scat-eating/

Even the URL is amusing. Read on, or I'll whip your love purse. You'd like that wouldn't you?
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- "Doggystyle!", Mr. Rogers thought, as I.P. Freely ravished her unhealthy smelly cavity.
- "Golly-Gee-Willakers!", Truckie YOW FUCK!!!.
- "200 Ringgits, Not 100. GOT IT?!", Monica wispered.
- "Ahhh haaaa!", J DeKoven Phelps squished, as Josef Goebbels piston-fucked her lumpy cannon into his cupcake.
- "I can't believe I ate the hole thing!!", Pac-Man "Rat Farts!", as B1FF!!!!1 frigged her Fox Mulder.
- "", Charlie Manson spake, as Belvedere Jehosophat juggled his schlong.
- "Quel horreur!", Spunkenstein clicked.
- MegaHal whipped her cleft palatte.
- the teenage mutant ninja turtles whipped her love purse.
- "Heil!", The Little Mermaid cunt-farted, as Lord Gok tweaked her spark plug into her trachea.
- "That WAS the safeword, you twit!"
- "The runway is awaiting arrival!"
- "3-2-1 COCKSMACK!", the chambermaid wiggled, as William Baldwin juggled her line segment.
- "are you the guy who set my dog on fire?", Oedipus wailed.
- "You're red on the head like a dick on a dog!", Bob Mc Bob
- "Mmm-mmm-mmm-bop!".
- "Dig my crazy action!", Oh Aliiiiceee (: Do it again. But better!, as she yarrrrrged his schwartz into her vacuole.
- "Nipples? Hundereds of 'em! Some on my back!!", Bobo sneered, as Sathington Willoughby arrested her car key.
- "Where do babies come from?", EVELINA beabled.

Flexo-Sexiled?

For the Chicagoans amongst us, some of you might have seen the lead story
of this morning's Red Eye, which features a pair of Sapphically-gyrating clubbies. The story talks about ridiculously termed "flexo-sexuals," or essentially, women who make out or flirt with other women for fun, sometimes for guys and sometimes just for kicks or curiousity. Now, I don't expect a lot of "in-depth" reporting from the Red-Eye (it does target the Adderall-addicted, functionally illiterate 18-35 year-old crowd, after all), but I was amazed how little the story talked about men. Men only entered the story as titilated spectators, or the objects of attention that encourage such 'flexibility" in sexual behavior ("Mmm...me see girls kissing...hot. I wanna bone the girl that the other girls want to bone.") True, the women in this article often look like trend-crazed Trixies looking for their next blowjob. But it also talks about women trying this type of thing for reasons other than party favors. But then authors point out that men generally do not have such flexibility, at least in the kind that doesn't make everyone around them force them to choose sides. What about the guys? Why aren't people talking about this more? Do more guys feel jilted that they can't as easily jump around? The article made it sound like women making out with women (when it's not in a club, in front of a bunch of horny dudes, with shots of tequila wedged between their breasts) was heavily an emotional thing...and since guys must be emotionally numbed-out lumps of cock and football stats, of course women would naturally be more drawn to same-sex interactions than men.

Hm. Didn't think I'd say this anytime soon, but suddenly sitting at work in my skirt and stockings feels a whole lot more liberating.

This Monkey's Gone to Cali

one sure way to get me to California.

discuss...

i think i'm going to break my lease and move in with my parents. i'm only going to get 326 from unemployment. plus my rent is 810 and utilities are a bitch. my parents are okay and i get along with them. however, i've lived by myself for 4 years and they smoke. i can get them to smoke in only certain areas, but then there's the whole "this is my house" arguement. and they'll definately yell at me for sitting on my ass and sleeping until noon. but i can save an assload of money and i never really liked chicago anyway...

oh, but then i will have no friends nearby at all, no dog park, no starbucks and no social interactions that i really enjoy in the city. plus i'll never go out (even moreso than now) because i'll see icky people who live in milwaukee. and i won't have a job.

so, i'm trying to figure it out myself but i'd appreciate any wisdom.

Guess the Card . . .

And Position.

Not Appropriate to open at work.

Dean a hypocrite?

So Howard Dean wrote Clinton a letter urging that we unilaterally take action in Bosnia back in 1995. Conservatives have been quick to pile on screaming HYPOCRITE as loud as they can. I think there's a big difference to the two situations and if you read Dean's letter, I don't think there's any conflict between the two positions.

But I'm a Dean supporter. So take a look at this and let me know what you guys think.

Your Head

Send a picture to

rosenfeldw@thirteen.org

NEW BAND ALERT

thanks to all who contributed to the band name list. today, after several last minute name changes, we eschewed all of your name suggestions (and ours) and got our name off a pencil. It is carved in fucking stone.

ticonderoga

like it or nay--soon enough we'll be coming to your town to kick your ass, so watch it.

i'm fucking laid off again

please discuss my career options or life options or whatnot. anyone need a place to live for 300 a month?

seriously, all suggestions taken.

love,
lizz

Roll Call

With all these righteous peeps posting, a man is want to see an updated peeps page. Also, I think all new Jeaun.commers should get a shoddy complimentary e-placard.

Coming to Jeauncago

So I think I'm going to be heading to Chicago for the weekend of the 16th; i.e. not this weekend but next weekend. I'm driving out with a friend and a very loose itinerary. The only thing we know for sure we want to do is go to the Museum of Natural History. Plus, I haven't seen any of you jeauns in approximately for-fucking-ever. The idea is to leave AA on Friday afternoon/early evening, and then chill in Chicago until Sat or Sun.

Are heads going to be up in the Chichago piece, or is everyone fleeing town for some reason? And, in addition to maxing, relaxing, and getting our colletive drink with y'all, can we impose on some o' ya for crashing space (i.e. floor, couch, under a table, etc.)?

Kind of Funny Story

So I added Oliver as my son on the Grinnell Online community. One of the alumni ladies wrote me back to congratulate me and ask about his birthday, etc. So I played along and gave his birthday and adoption day. Lo and behold I get this in the mail today. Apparently they are anticipating Oliver's application into "about the class of 2025." Does anyone know what a Grinnell chip is or where the term came from? Meanwhile, I'm totally framing this.

CALLING ON ALL JEAUNS: BANDNAME NEEDED

We Raleigh kids need ideas for a band name. Seriously. We've been through dozens so far and nothing is sticking. The only rule is that it can't be "The [somethings]". I know we all can't help but use this forum as a showcase for our rapier-like wits, and I know funny names are funny, but we've already been through a crapload. We have a show on the 29th, so it's getting pretty down to the wire. Think back to all your "that'd make a great band name" moments, and prepare to take your place in the annals of history as the brainchild of the future best band ever.

This was round one, replete with jokey names. The name that emerged on the day of reckoning was "braggadocio", which we all hate.

beyond the pale
obsidian
the park
sycamore
the classic fan
the rock team
arbiter
big pharma
latch hook
happy meal
adult happy meal
vulpis
krokus deux
craploads of money
free art
the movie "cliffhanger", the band
havy
grace jones
for the clone
country music royalty
care for the dying
welter weight
fairview fun night
pam
the clapper
clap on
buddies of comfort
male fraud
price range
hello fellow
59 times the pain
AIDS!
kicktastic
havanese
boys of burden
amateur kinetics
lost in taxidermy
tour of italy
muscles on muscles
poster sale
stuft krust and the p'zones
apple craft
a little birdie told me
pointy birdz
eva saint marie
eve kendal
george caplain
win my money (because i'm ben stein, from the t.v. show "win ben stein's money")
lizeelo and steeyach
the whom
turtle movie
track squad
soccer practice
crack the case
boklada
estes park
the merril park gang
decentralized
funderful
gunderson
out for justice
wars star
artfair
nail clippers
operation condor
summer living
ultimate party crew
christmas
signified plus signifier
braggadocio
lest they unbutton themselves
lazr blastr
penultimate party crew
modus ponens
straw men
dexter
collarfur

Have at!

the new year's rez

Not to be prosaic, but is anyone out there seriously considering any resolutions?
Mine: Mo' money, Mo' problems.