Events

Location:Green Acres
Changeup of druthers - how about simplifying life and not stressing anyone out by giving them too many options? I propose driving the three hours it takes to get just across the Mississip, and spend a couple of days camping on a pond (which is near a river) in a cabin. It's private land, so no assholes with firecrackers, unless that's us. The catfish you can catch are the size of both your legs, and there will be canoeing. Seriously, who's in?

Location:The Empty Bottle, Chicago
$10. With Zombi and Boyjazz, whoever the hell they are.